imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(Source: , via pizza)

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if you wanna be my lover you gotta be rich and close to death

(Source: laserbabe, via lubricates)

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what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via orgasm)

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moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(via pizza)

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isn’t it absolutely crazy that the person you are going to marry is somewhere in the world right now. they could be eating, sleeping, staring up at the same sky you do wondering who they are going to marry as well.
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