ultrafacts:

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setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

walkingthenarrowway:

I love my skin!

**tears**

thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

beben-eleben:

A Man’s True Meaning Of Pain

spoof:

cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

read this as pretty lame and i was like… coke flow…

kendrickruleseverythingaroundme:

Barack Obama declared war against ISIS…like…..history is literally repeating itself. More and more muslim people in Iraq and Syria have to pay the price for something they didnt commit.