friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
when did potatoes learn how to run
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
i promise to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash
i posted this photo on my instagram nearly a year ago but it still gets random comments from angry nerds who somehow locate it and decide to teach me a lesson
why havent more people reblogged this it’s literally the crowning achievement of my life