howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

michaels nominated for the ice bucket challenge hell yeah hell yeah

michaelgclifford:

hell yeah

hellabloggin:

when did potatoes learn how to run

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
image

newwavefeminism:

bootyscientist:

i promise to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash

America’s hatred of welfare date back to politicians using a manufactured image of the black “welfare queen” to create collective hatred and harness that racist energy to get votes for office. 

mazuisubs:

emosad420:

emosad420:

i posted this photo on my instagram nearly a year ago but it still gets random comments from angry nerds who somehow locate it and decide to teach me a lesson

why havent more people reblogged this it’s literally the crowning achievement of my life