psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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